It’s time for a big confession: I’m a quote junkie. That’s right, I’m one of those people who troll the web for endless quotations from great thinkers of the past and attempt to apply them to my present. In the spirit of using quotes to better understand the world of today, I’ve employed a few from the first president of our country to help us get a firmer grasp on social media. Here goes…
“Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.”
Mr. Washington must have possessed the excellent gift of foresight, as many today are struggling with reputations online and how to maintain them. I suppose if one took this advice to heart, one would be obliged to investigate the people he/she follows to ensure they are worthy of one’s attention. This is not being snobby because Washington said to do it, and he’s the most down-to-earth dude that ever existed; he had wooden teeth for cryin’ out loud! Moving on…
“If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep, to the slaughter.”
This is a sentiment quite becoming of the first president of the United States and one we still hold strongly to today. As an eternal advocate of the people anywhere and a supporter of revolution in general, I hold this particular freedom (the one of speech) very highly. If the government doesn’t fear the revolt of its people, it has more freedom to abuse its power and that don’t jive with me. I’m sure George would be proud to know that people all over the world are still exercising their freedom to tweet. Oops, I meant speak. And finally,
“Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive.”
Do you mean like 140 characters short, Mr. President? Cause I’ve got that mess on lock-down. Word.
Social Media Headlines
This week’s social media-related headlines that were just too obvious or ridiculous to go un-commented on.
1. Facebook “Likes” More Profitable Than Tweets (Mashable)
What? Do you mean to tell me that Facebook, a social network with more than 500 million users, would score higher with advertisers and consumers than Twitter, one with 200 million users? I am shocked at those conclusions. Oh wait, no that actually makes perfectly logical sense. Never mind.
2. For Some Clergy, Social Media a Blessing (North County Times)
Very clever. I hope the Pope is the kind of guy who can appreciate a well-crafted pun.
3. Social Media Popularity Can Predict Stock Prices (VentureBeat)
Right. And my Tweet Rank can predict natural disasters. I had a lower number when there were no hurricanes or earthquakes, and when one did happened, my number was higher. I know it’s not a coincidence. Why? Because I’ve written a report that says it isn’t.
4. Social Media 101 for Corporations: Be Human (Huffington Post)
Really? Come on, Arianna.
5. Social Media a Growing Player in Elections (The Caucus– NYTimes)
Are you sure you didn’t mean to publish this in 2008, when social media was still a growing player in elections? A Pew Research study in concluded that, in 2010, 6 out of 10 Americans get some of their news from online sources. Since social media seems to know no party lines, as both sides have strong online presences, 2012 should be amusing to say the least.
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